Chapter 3, Grandfather! You still claim that you do not know martial arts

Doctor Xiao Li has gone out to work

The old gentleman's cane, when swung, could undoubtedly kill two or three strong men without any issue. Just in that posture, one strike for each, one strike for each... Truly a fearsome person.

However, there are crooked little figures above, resembling stick figures, striking poses. There are no words.

"During the New Year, we will take action! Let’s see how you will cry then!" Li Dandao looked forward to the deep revolutionary friendship being established between Yaya and the little goat.

My mother is ill and has asked me to come to your house to get medicine

Just now, with that palm strike, I could see it! The internal energy is profound, and with a crack, the dust in the middle of the wood was sent flying

Grandfather! You still say you cannot martial arts

This character has only a few actions in total: stab, swipe, chop, block...

The old man always prioritizes protecting the vital points before launching an attack to kill.

What the hell! There is a murderous aura! Li Dandao felt that the old man was not teaching him martial arts, but that there were indeed people around him fighting, and several of those had already been killed

What a grand display, do not be deceived, you have not mastered it, straightforward and direct, swords and blades are short weapons, not long weapons, long weapons have their own techniques

Li Dan suspected that he practiced the art of shrinking, as dwarfism does not typically reach a height of 1.4 meters. Moreover, he operated a congee shop, and with grain prices being so high, there were hardly any customers coming in. Yet, he remained so cheerful.

Enough is enough! Lady Li Qishi saw Li Dan acting like he had epilepsy, wreaking havoc with a stick of firewood. With her hands on her hips, she scolded, "Every day, you do nothing at all. Go outside the city and feed the cattle and sheep for me, and bring back some rich grass to serve your family's horse, Master Da.

In the military, they use spears and swords; the long spear is only effective with a few thrusts, and while there are techniques for using the sword, you, being just a young lad, have an unstable temperament. What if you were to kill someone

The old man, holding a cane as if it were a knife, said: "You see, knives are used for killing, but more importantly, they are for self-preservation. One must always protect vital points and be ready to block attacks aimed at the head, throat, chest, and lower abdomen. You cannot stray too far; if you do, you become an easy target for being killed. Whether it is a gun, a spear, or a knife, if you are caught off guard, you will be killed."

The old gentleman began to lecture, which was completely different from the health exercises taught by the physical education teacher

Hehe. Yaya peered out at the world through the gaps in the backpack, she was too small and not allowed to go outside, especially with so many kidnappers around.

Where is the internal energy? What is internal energy?" Li Baojing asked

Is this it? Li Dandao was astonished. Back in his university days, his physical education textbook included illustrations of Tai Chi and Baji Quan! This little stick figure, he could draw it since elementary school, beautifully done, all movements from King of Fighters.

Li Dandao looked at the old man who seemed to sway even while walking and sighed, "A master is indeed by my side"

"Hoo! Hoo!" The old man put down his cane, panting heavily, his throat like a bellows, and Li Dandao quickly helped him by patting his back

"Look! Am I that kind of person?" Wang Laxi sniffed, then with a "gulong" sound, licked his tongue on both sides of his philtrum.

Indeed, he is just a little over 1.4 meters tall. Li Dandao, this twelve-year-old young man, is slightly taller than him

Li Dandao crossed his arms over his chest and said: "If you dare to wipe your snot on me, you will experience the power of the desert knife technique I learned today! I will knock you out!"

So much so that the midwife who delivered him said upon seeing him: "When your mother gave birth to you back then, it was just like diarrhea; with a sudden push, your head came out, and with another push, your whole body followed."

But hiding in the basket, Li Dandao was always carrying it on his back. When they arrived at the farmhouse outside the city, she could ride the little goat

Li Dandao immediately patted his chest and assured: "Then there is no need for a knife, turn the knife into a palm, hands definitely cannot kill a person"

Li Dandao asked: "Grandfather, how many times do you defecate in a day?"

Li Baojing's face turned dark, and he said gloomily: "Once."

Embezzling a trifling amount of money manually

One against a hundred? Cough... Are they armored or unarmored? Are they in formation or not? If they are armored and in formation, I have never seen such a fierce person... However, during our drills, even a dozen burly men attacking together couldn't manage it, just a few moves and it was over

The porridge shop owner is a short man. Due to his insufficient height, he was not recruited to fight in the war, and he often uses this to say that a loss may turn out to be a gain, reflecting the idea that one cannot know the blessings or misfortunes that may arise from a situation.

Li Dandao is willing to call this the strongest! He is called Wang Laxi

Ya Ya sat on the threshold, one hand grasping the dried fruit pickled in black plum by her old father, getting her face all messy, while laughing and watching the monkeys

Having received the money, Li Dandao began to keep accounts, recording an entry of 15 wen for two doses of Yinqiao San

"Twenty wen, I will help you get the medicine," Li Dan said.

Li Jingbao squinted his eyes and said: "If you were to take the martial arts exam, I would indeed have some connections, but the battle is not over yet. You, this young lad, are prone to impulsiveness, and it is difficult to ensure your safety on the battlefield... Moreover, practicing martial arts requires meat, which is costly..."

Indeed, all mothers in the world are of the same kind

He went out through the back door again

"Like me, has a runny nose"

Cough—spit! A mouthful of phlegm is expelled

Li Dandao frowned directly and said, "How could I possibly know someone like you, you foolish thing?"

Li Dan picked up a stick and began practicing, but the more he practiced, the more off-target he became. Looking at the dandelions at the edge of the courtyard, he transformed into a legendary dragon hero, employing the Fire Dance Whirlwind Sword Technique.

There is none, only eighteen wen

Ya Ya saw Li Dan Dao pick up the backpack and immediately walked over, hugging Li Dan Dao's leg

The horse of Master Li, belonging to the Qi and Li family, is called "Daiye". It cannot be sold, cannot be killed, eats more than a person, is better than a person, and does not pull the mill or do any work

A person named Wang Shunsheng was born. His mother did not suffer any pain at all during childbirth; she was chatting with others while heavily pregnant. Suddenly, her amniotic fluid broke, and then several women gathered around her to assist in the delivery. It is said that the entire process took less than half a cup of tea's worth of time

As soon as Li Fucheng left, Li Dandao seized Li Baojing's beard

Goodness! Yaya, did your mother secretly give you extra food? You look just like a little piglet

Li Dandao had no choice but to put down the backpack, and Ya Ya took the opportunity to climb into the backpack.

Li Dandao could not help but exclaim: "The digestive system is truly remarkable"

Wang Laxi took out a prescription, and Li Dandao looked at it and asked, "What symptoms does your mother have?"

Li Dandao's eyes immediately lit up: "Grandpa, you can go in and out of the battlefield seven times, you must be formidable. What skills did you learn in the army? Please teach me!"

It is about the energy, running through the meridians, converging into the dantian's energy sea. When used, it rises along the meridians, allowing one to scale walls and fly over roofs. When applied to a sword, it can generate sword energy. With internal strength, one can face a hundred opponents...

It turns out to be a waste of money ... Li Dandao sighed inwardly

At a young age, he carried a backpack nearly as tall as himself and had a machete strapped to his waist

They may be spies from the Tang Dynasty

Even though the old man had a lame leg, at this moment, Li Dandao was already sweating coldly. He saw the old man flick his cane, and in an instant, his eyes bulged with bloodshot veins, gritting his teeth, his face contorted in a fierce expression, which frightened Li Dandao, resembling a patient with hyperthyroidism.

The two individuals sneaked away, and Li Dandao entered the pharmacy through the back door, grabbing a prescription. This prescription was inexpensive, and Li Dandao took two packets: "Three bowls of water boiled down to one bowl; each packet of medicine can be boiled twice, and boiling it a third time will render it ineffective. You should drink some too; it is surely what you passed on to your mother!"

This young man indeed possesses some talent, eats excessively, and will surely have a solid foundation in the future, unlike your father and your uncle—cough—who cannot even finish two bowls of rice in one meal... Back in my day in the army, I could eat five bowls and still only be seventy percent full; you, young man, bear some resemblance to me.

Lift a brick from the ground, take out a small box, and place several coins inside it

Li Baojing then went to the inner room and took out a few sheets of rough paper used for wiping, which is generally used to make paper money. This type of paper is of inferior quality, with many frayed edges when written on, and is of little use; it is even inferior to oiled paper, which can be used to wrap cooked meat.

Alright!

Li Goudan! A snotty child called out to Li Dan.

Indeed, if one does not work, there will be no food to eat

"I'm old! I'm old! Just a few moves, and I'm out of breath." Li Baojing said, "That's it, that's it, no more, stop bothering me, figure it out and practice on your own." After saying this, he leaned on his cane and walked away slowly, as he had an appointment to drink tea at the tea house.